Ahaaa! Ya found me here down below decks! Aye, you'll be glad ya did to be

sure! Ole Billy's always got a good tale to tell, and ain't that the truth o' it!



Now there be a bit o' a rumor goin' around this here vessel, suggesting that ya might be strugglin'

a little when it comes to making your lusty dreams of wanton all-night carousing with the apple of

your eye turn into a filth filled reality....



But fear not me hearties! If anyone knows how to get down to business rattling the bones it be yours truly!



Now the secret of a good pick up line be in your ability to gauge the temperament and general rum-addled nature of the intended recipient, and then decide if ye think it be prudent to fly all sails ahead. That ascertained, begin by flashing a sly, toothy grin (as seen in the picture above) and then it be time to make use of that scurvy soaked tongue of yours and get down to some serious wooing! 

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Below be the Top 10 best pick-up lines for saucy strumpets and bawdy buccaneers! 



For the pirates

(to easily pry the bloomers off ye tavern wench)  

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1:  Ahoy me maiden! How would you like me to drop me anchor in your sheltered cove? 



2: Aye! Well blow me down?



3: So me lassie, how about I make like a ships-mate and swab yer poop-deck?



4: So how'd you like to scrape the barnacles off me rudder?



5: Well I must be in the mood for treasure hunting, because I sure be diggin' your chest...



6: So is there an "x" on the seat o' yer bloomers? 'Cos there looks to be wonderous booty buried beneath! 



7: Beggin' yer pardon madam, but would you mind if I fired me cannon through yer porthole?



8: Aye me maid, would ya care to walk me plank?



9: So, would you like if I sunk me vessel in your briny deep?



10: Avast me lovely! Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded!





For the wenches

(to raise the mast of any blue-blooded buccaneer)



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​1: Come along now lad and show me how you bury your treasure...



2: So is that a belaying pin in yer britches or are you just happy to see me?



3: So tell me, why do they call you Long John?



4: Well I'm lice free but I've still got an itch I can't seem to scratch...



5: So they say I know how to handle a cutlass...



6: So how'd you like to haul me over and careen for a few days?



7: Well you best be getting yer swab out, cos it's getting a bit moist below decks...



8: I bet I know how to raise your jolly roger....



9: So how about you tie me to the deck and haul my keel?



10: Aye me sailor bold, how about I shiver yer timber?